Famous Quotes: - Add a Famous Quote "Do not offend the chairleg of Truth, it is both wise and terrible"
"Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma, and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes."
"It's an expensive place, this, in a Grove with a view of the Fourth Canal. On a good day, you can see the rusty old bicycles and dead dogs floating on its surface.
My name's Spider Jerusalem, and there's nothing I like more than dead dogs."
""All people are scum, no matter what they look like!""