And then, all of a sudden, Benito was born. The trip along the gypsy trail was a long and arduous one, so really, who can blame his parents for not noticing when he bumped out the back? Fortunately, rabbits are more attentive than humans and did not fail to raise him, yea, even unto worshiping him as the Great White Rabbit God. Woe betide, at last he was sold into slavery and it were not until the commerce-filled ports of Morocco that the young scamp was able to set out on his own, building his own ship and making his own rules. Yea verily, come ye at last unto the decks of the HMS Puffy Muffin, dedicated to which Majesty we know not, aimed for which port we care not. A life on the high seas affording him a life of luxury, Benito succumbed at last to the sedentary lifestyle of the modern boys' adventure strip periodical writer. Enjoy your ride and bemoan your stay, for naught but ill awaits you on this trip fraught with peril.
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Name: The Rt. Rev. Dr. Benito J Cereno III, DDS, Th.D.
Team affiliations: The Headmen
First appearance (in continuity): Invincible #3
First appearance (out of continuity): placenta
Secret origin: When a man and a woman love each other very much, the man puts a baby in the woman's navel. The baby is, at this time, very small, and in fact invisible to the human eye. However, as the baby grows larger, so too, does the family room-style space within the woman's stomach. While at an older age, a baby might take this opportunity to have a swingin' bachelor pad, the baby is as yet innocent to the ways of the world and uses this time for somber reflection and study. It is during this time that the baby learns most of his capacity for Sanskrit.
Did you know?: Benito casts no shadow, and no one knows why?