Synopsis: Despite all of the death that has been occuring around them, Mark's birthday has come and passed in a blaze of zombie movies. Afterwards, Nolan contemplates how to tell Mark about what really happened to the original Guardians but can't figure it out.
Meanwhile, at the Pentagon, the people who the Guardians of the Globe answered to are asking Robot to create a new team of Guardians. Robot asks Eve and Mark to be there, but Eve bails. After a long day of tryouts, Robot names the new members of the Global Guardians: Dupli-Kate, Shrinking Ray, Monster Girl, Black Samson and Rex Splode. They offer a position to Invincible but he declines, citing being too busy. Meanwhile, Mauler has reattached the Immortal's head to his body and have brought him back to life.