Someone, or something, is killing yuppies in London. To escape the saturating news of the political elections of June 1987, John Constantine visits his friend Ray Monde who informs him of the strange yuppie deaths. Constantine goes to investigate only to run afoul of a group of demons who specialize in the soul market. This group of demons are betting on a Conservative Party win that would cause the price of souls in the UK to dramatically increase. Constantine, as ever, manages to get all the demons mad at him and in a desperate attempt to save himself, he goes to Hell to con Blathoxi, Lord of Flatulence, one of the biggest brokers of souls in the financial district of Hell.