Captain Queeze and his crew are off to investigate Oksydahl-VII, the Frat Party planet, where it is hoped they will still have a supply of beer a pretzels when our heroes arrive.
Unfortunately for Queeze, the party has been crashed by some most unfriendly N.M.E. Robots. An accident with the transporter (spilled cup of coffee) has rendered escape impossible. The landing shuttle has been destroyed. And now, it's up to Queeze to get his landing party (minus red-shirt security officers, of course) back to the U.S.S. Brittle before it's too late.